Chael Sonnen has struck again, this time with his very own book for us MMA fans who just can’t get enough of his humor and tactics. The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment dives into the mind of Sonnen, offering his “knowledge of physics, politics, linguistics, history, and physiology.” He walks us through his path to enlightenment, injecting plenty of humor and sarcasm on the way. The X factor that Sonnen possesses is blatantly clear just from a small excerpt of the book, which comes as no surprise to anyone familiar with the antics of the “true UFC Middleweight Champion.” Here is an excerpt from the book, in case you haven’t already been convinced to read it based on the title and description:
Presence. Tenacity. Insight. Omniscience. No need to look these words up. They are defined by yours truly. Who am I? I’m the one who needs no introduction, the walking thesaurus, the UFC’s most infamous and feared destroyer of men. I am Chael P. Sonnen, and you want to be just like me.1
It’s your lucky day. What you are holding in your hands is nothing short of a V.I.P pass to enlightenment. In the coming pages my humor and tales of heroic adventure will baptize you in superhuman greatness. Allow me to carry you like a frail damsel as I make a nightmarish decent into the bowels of Sao Paulo. Sit before me as a student as I teach you about my plans of creating a Chaelocracy, which translates to “A Better Earth.” Shower me with praise as I take you into my manly mitts like a lump of seemingly worthless clay and craft you into something far better than yourself—me.
Like all great men of myth and legend, I strive for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; Dana White brought us the modern day gladiator; and I bring you a step-by-step guide to being just like me. Do you have what it takes? Is there truly a chance that one day you will be able to walk in my shoes? Purchase this book and find out. There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be me.
You’re welcome civilization.